Top 10 Problems With Pets On Buses

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Do pets vote?

That’s the only reason we could see the city allowing small pets on OC Transpo buses.

We explain this all by way of a Top-10 List:

 

Top 10 Problems With Letting Pets On OC Transpo

Warning: Top-10 List is Manconi-free.

 

10. Driver sits on scorpion;

9. Maintenance staff refuses to clean cat box;

8. Strangely, won’t let bulldogs on board;

7. Either Watson’s here or there’s a bird loose;

6. Hey Mr. Goat that’s not a carrot in my pants;

5. Are those pet roaches or just the usual ones?

4. Bus late … Hubley kept racing turtle in aisle;

3. Hubley wins best-of-five turtle races 3-2;

2. Priest boards, has revelation he’s on Noah’s Ark;

1. Anybody see the boa constrictor?

 

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9 thoughts on “Top 10 Problems With Pets On Buses

  1. Funny stuff Ken, the list could go on and on … but the No. 1 and only for me is … it’s just a dumb idea.

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  2. Will someone be allowed to place their pet, which will be in a cage, on the seat of the bicycle that they will be standing beside in the specially designated areas, during rush hour?

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  3. Anyone ever smelled a wet animal, let alone stand or sit by it in a closed spaced?
    If a bike is on the bus, how many seats is it blocking and what crud will you get on your clothing?

    This city is nuts

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