Thank you, Bob. I understand the sentiment.
I almost used that clip and then I went, “You know, people already think I’m pretty nutso so maybe I shouldn’t.”
I put that in and a squad of cop cars shows up and goes, “Don’t jump, Mr. Gray. Your whole life is in front of you.”
Well in fact my whole life is not in front of me … actually just the back end.
But what concerns me (and maybe it’s my advancing years) but they didn’t want me to jump off the front porch. It’s not even a storey high.
I think they thought I would break a hip.
I don’t see that happening although, on the other hand, our mayor is quite adept at doing the wrong thing. Given his propensity for wacky schemes though, I don’t think we can rule an attempt out altogether.