Lawyer Uses Curious Defence In Alleged-Rape Trial





“The lawyer defending an alleged choker-rapist told a jury … that (the accused) couldn’t physically have committed the vicious sex crimes he’s accused of because his hernia ‘makes it too painful to have sex from behind, his stomach is too large and his penis is way, way too small.’ ”

Citizen reporter Gary Dimmock

Now that, ladies and gentleman, is a lead to a story.

Tell me anyone who isn’t going to read on to get the rest of that yarn.

The odd thing is that this is the accused’s lawyer speaking.

What does the Crown have in store if the defence is saying this? Hard to top that one.

Your agent thought about putting this in the category of Whopper Watch. But then ‘whopper’ might not be appropriate in this situation.



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