Poilievre’s NCC Ambitions: Top 10 List



Ah Pierre Poilievre, that young man on the rise.

The Nepean-Carleton MP, now senior cabinet minister and in charge of the National Capital Commission, has only known, like so many senior Tories, school and politics.

As a 35-year-old man of ambition and a strong advocate for the private sector because he learned it in books, Poilievre now is a major hitter in eastern Ontario and in the Harper cabinet.

So here is what he plans to do at the NCC:

Top 10 Things Pierre Poilievre will do at the NCC

10. Shave for the first time;

9. Hope voice changes before first meeting with Russ Mills;

8. Jail the guy who cuts his hair;

7. Ban light rail on the Macdonald Parkway but widen road to 12 lanes;

6. Name more NCC stuff after Tories;

5. Act just like John Baird;

4. Stop dressing like John A. Macdonald;

3. Get city hall types to stop calling him Pepe Le Pew;

2. Find a real job;

1. What the hell is the NCC?

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