Trump’s Bone Spurs Stop Canadian Invasion
First he missed the Vietnam War due to bone spurs, now an invasion of Canada.
Speaking from his private resort President-Elect Trump explained that, despite his rhetoric, he won’t be able to make good on his threats to annex Canada because of his bone spurs.
“Believe me, I want to do it. Itching to do it. But unfortunately my doctors tell me that any combat is out of the picture because of my bone spurs,” Trump deflected, “Bone spurs everywhere. Yep, I’ve got ‘em. Just filled with bone spurs.”
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He got out of his cave, saw his shadow – and now four more years of absurd government.
The best bone spurs ever, never before seen bone spurs.
He’s obviously not taking his own advice. If he’s itchy, he should switch from electric to gas heat. In his marathon Mara-Lago press conference last week, he told us all that electric heat makes you itchy so he should take the appropriate measures at Mara-Lago and quit whining.
What’s the point of him having all this wise insight and not following it himself?