Top 10 Clues Ottawa Has No Money
Mayor Mark Sutcliffe has been pleading for fiscal fairness for Ottawa for so long that it would leave one thinking the city is poor.
How poor is it? We explore this in depth by way of a Top 10 list:
Top 10 Clues The City of Ottawa Needs Money Bad:
10. Night Mayor booked at Yuk Yuk’s;
9. Sutcliffe buys Stage 3 LRT with frequent-flier points;
8. City snowplows sold on Shopping Channel;
7. Ottawa slogan: “Will Work For Food;”
6. Sutcliffe’s next junket … Vars;
5. New Tewin site just east of Vankleek Hill;
4. City so poor OSEG covers cost of Lansdowne 2.0;
3. Governance out-sourced to developers;
2. “Hey, isn’t that my kidney in that cooler.”
1. Tariffs.
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And yet … some aren’t too far off the mark.
Hey Donna, the truth can also be funny.