St. Louis Cards Join Papal Conclave

Even the most pious of us can make a mistake:

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VATICAN CITY – In a clear administrative error by the Holy See, the recently convened Conclave to choose the next pope has mistakenly included both the entire College of Cardinals as well as the starting line-up of the 2025 St. Louis Cardinals.

“It’s definitely a big oopsie,” said Giovanni Battista Re, current Dean of the College of Cardinals via messenger. “Unfortunately, our arcane rules and procedures forbid the unsealing of the Sistine Chapel until the successor pope is chosen. So, I’m afraid they’re in it for the long run.”

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