Trump Slaps 35-Per-Cent Tariff On Krypton
The Beaverton takes on the issue of illegal immigrants from Krypton:
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Following a wave of conservative backlash to the recent cinematic reboot of Superman, U.S. president Donald Trump has announced that all imports from Krypton will be subject to a 35-per-cent tariff.
The sweeping tariff was announced at 12:30 am via Trump’s Truth Social platform.
“These Kryptonians have been taking us for a ride for years now. We’ve been treated very unfairly by them,” said Trump, switching his usual MAGA hat for a ‘Lex Luthor was right’ cap. “From now on, if you want to make a super-powered mech-suit in this country, it will be with 100-per-cent American kryptonite.”
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DumbOld Trumpf forgets that he had AI generate a cartoon of him dressed up as Superman, thereby revealing his true underlying being. Alas, in his current state he has forgotten that kryptonite is the one thing that can destroy him (Epstein files aside). Any visit by him to an American kryptonite plant will do the world a massive BIG posthaste.