Cyclist Hates Our AI Pix, Apparently

It’s gotta be tough being the Discontented Bike Person when you get bent out of shape over AI pictures on The Bulldog.

AI images on articles are a bad look.

— Discontented Bike Person (@sv-rub-a-dub.bsky.social) April 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM

I didn’t know this was such a bother. But the comment from Bluesky above, oh dear. “AI images on articles are a bad look.” Come on, why?

You can’t just leave us hanging out here. The statement is a bit like a Trump-Poilievre kind of line. The devoted knows what it means so you don’t have to explain. You know “woke” and your followers conjured up their mad images of “woke” people. The horror.

But just in case DBP is right, we’re going to dip into The Bulldog General Revenue And Kibble Account and take out some of mountainous money we make here at Bulldog World Headquarter so we can hire models and stars to avoid cheap AI pictures which are not a good look for some reason.

Yes, we’ll have Scarlett Johansson do work for us all the time in the model department. But just Scarlett because funds are limited and we can’t afford another model.

So all of our pictures will be of Scarlett in various costumes. That sound OK, eh DBP?

Works for me.

We’ll try to do better, DBP. Well, “try” might be the wrong word.

Ken Gray

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