Pentagon Monitoring Blue Jay Threat
The Toronto Blue Jays are posing an existential threat to the World Series:
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Following the recent elimination of the New York Yankees, the United States Department of War has advised the White House that the Toronto Blue Jays are “perilously close” to acquiring the MLB World Series Commissioner’s Trophy.
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth reportedly briefed President Trump about the impending Blue Jays threat immediately after his latest hangover wore off. US military intelligence had allegedly reported that the Blue Jays were favourites going into the series, but despite this oncoming danger the Yankees were still destroyed.
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DumbOld may have to leave windmills in the good ole US uv Eh where they stand and hope the Blue Jays fly into them or hope the National League team in his beloved Los Angeles makes it to the World Series so he can send ICE agents to the ballpark and jail all Toronto’s latino players (Vladimir Guerrero, Andres Jiminez, et al) until the Series is over or maybe forever. How is it possible Trumpgf didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize?
If the Jays end up playing in Seattle, Trump will send in the guard as about 1/3 of the attendees are from Canada as this venue is known as the Jay’s second home! If the series is in Detroit well, that is a lot closer to Toronto and equally well attended by Canadians!
On a separate note. It has been heard that the “Don” plans to revise the Stars and Bars to include his image as background. Appropriately he will be behind the bars portion of the US flag!.