First Bold Moves By Nightlife Committee: TOP 10 LIST

Only in Ottawa would you strike a nightlife committee to apportion fun.

Yup, that’s what we’ve done.

So without anymore talking, we take you to an intelligent, contemplated investigation of the City of Ottawa’s nightlife committee.

We do this by way of a Top 10 List.

Top 10 Decisions Of Ottawa Nightlife Committee

10. Name Sleep-eze the official drug of Ottawa;

9. Adopt Robert’s Rules of Drinking;

8. No dancing until quorum met on dance floor;

7. First committee appointment … Alan Hubley;

6. Create quotas for night activities: Dancing 40 per cent; Drinking 20 per cent; Conversation 10 per cent; Mugging 15 per cent; pick-pocketing five per cent; Armed robbery five per cent; Patios four per cent; Wild sweaty sex one per cent;

5. Boost, The Official Sponsor of Ottawa’s Nightlife Committee;

4. Build statue of Perry Como;

3. Hold Market festival … Shawarmarama;

2. Move Question Period to York Street;

1. Give Barry Manilow key to the city.

Ken Gray

Here’s why there will be a Perry Como statue in Ottawa.

The high esteem in which Barry Manilow is held.

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