Run! Run! The Rats Are Winning: PATTON
Bulldog commentator Mike Patton has been on a roll lately.
First, Patton has Ottawans wringing their hands about pleading to bring back ex-mayor Jim Watson. Second, he now has a solution to the Ottawa rat problem. Yes, Patton says, the rats are winning. But we can find a solution, according to Patton.
A cure for the four-legged ones anyway. There might be no solution to the two-legged ones:
Mike Patton is the former communications director for Mayor Larry O’Brien and the president of the Ottawa West-Nepean PC Association.
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The rats are ahead in the polls and they’re infiltrating our homes by means we never expected. All joking aside, this problem will only get worse in the coming months. Winter is coming, the weather will get colder very soon, and the rats who enjoyed our beautiful fall outdoors will start moving inside our homes shortly to lap up the warmth. Call an exterminator to find out where your house is vulnerable and prepare for the worst!
Expecting an explosion of rats come garbage day next week, when people will be dumping their garbage everywhere.