Toronta Traffic Jam Not So (Taylor) Swift
A Swift traffic jam. How does that work?
Local tax accountant Arthur Nowak has reported being unable to tell whether the city’s long-anticipated influx of Taylor Swift fans has begun, or if this is just regular Thursday morning traffic.
“I’ve been sitting on the Gardiner for the past 3 hours on my commute in from Oakville, which honestly seemed pretty fast,” explained Nowak, as his Honda Accord sat in standstill traffic on the 8-lane highway.
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Shame on you Mr. G or perhaps shame on myself for believing this just might have been true… good one. I do have one quibble however “Toronta” is actually spelled ‘Moronto’ at least to most of us in Atlantic Canada.