Kill Beavers? No, Hire Them: PATTON
Beavers are smart, industrious and would make great additions for the City of Ottawa:
Beaver Murder
Mike Patton is the former communications director for Mayor Larry O’Brien and a Conservative activist.
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Or the city could capture them, transport them 50 miles in a random direction (eenie, meenie), and make them someone else’s problem. This is the most likely scenario.