Doin’ Shots On The Train: TOP 10 LIST

Now that we’ve seen the Broadway dancing credit cards in the new OC Transpo payment commercial, the bus company has even more innovations.

We release this confidential information by way of a Top 10 List:

Top 10 New OC Transpo Innovations:

10. Derailment surcharge;

9. Pants-less Fridays;

8. New name: No-See Transpo;

7. Complimentary councillor Bobblehead;

6. Park ‘n’ Walk;

5. Big Dancing Credit Cards don’t work in Owe Payment machines;

4. Free used wheel-bearing for every fifth rider;

3. Do shots with fare inspector;

2. No parking? Rack & Roll your beater;

1. Push.

Ken Gray

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