Great Humour Like This Is Priceless: QUOTABLE
“New Trump Fund-Raising E-mail Asks Supporters to Serve Prison Time for Him.”
Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker
Satirist Andy Borowitz is a treasure. Excellent humour writing is very difficult to find but it is here in his Not The News column in The New Yorker.
He is one of the finest humourists since Miami Herald columnist Dave Barry and the Far Side’s Gary Larson. Borowitz is well worth reading and if you do read him, you can tell your snooty friends that you read The New Yorker and they will envy you. Which is what it is all about, isn’t it?
Here are more headlines:
“Half of All G.O.P. Voters Wish Party Would Nominate Some Other Criminal Besides Trump.”
“Elon Musk Changes His Own Name to WTF.”
“Trump Only a Few Indictments Away from Clinching G.O.P. Nomination.”
“Melania Concerned That Trump Will Be Unavailable to Attend Divorce Proceedings.”
“Indicting Hunter Biden Would Make Him Formidable Republican Candidate.”
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I feel it is unfair that you can claim a New Yorker subscription as a business expense and thereby get better access to Andy than is available to the non-self-employed among us.
The Voter:
You are jumping to conclusions, Oh Mighty Voter.
I do not claim it.
cheers
kgray