Kosmo’s Best OC Transpo Slogans: TOP 10 LIST
OC Transpo will spend $1 million on an advertising campaign to tell us the new Trillium Line is open.
That’s to encourage Ottawans not to take the competing commuter rail company. We’ve forgotten its name.
City releases on the great transit happening make a point of calling the opening “the successful opening.” What’s to worry about? The opening is already successful before it has occurred.
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Wait a second. Ottawans will be the judge of that.
The following is a very special Top 10 List because it is written by none other than humorous commenter, Kosmo. Maybe this list is successful before it has even been read. We’ll let Happy Town News decide that.
Perhaps Kosmo is angling his way into becoming Bulldog Top 10 List editor. Hey, Kosmo … get off my turf.
Kosmo’s Top 10 OC Transpo Advertising Slogans:
10. It’s regular maintenance;
9. Noise? What noise?
8. Three months, no breakdowns … not bad huh?
7. It’s a minor derailment;
6. A Jim Watson legacy project;
5. We’re not happy until you’re not happy;
4. Communication is so The 80s;
3. Whadaya want for $2 billion?
2. Safety is on the next train;
1. WhatsApp?
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Well done Kosmo. Well done.
Hey Mr. Benn, thank you for the kind words.
If you could help me with this Bulldog, let him/her know I have no interest in they/them territory.
Kosmo:
The Bulldog would not be The Bulldog without Kosmo.
Good job.
cheers
kgray