Vaccine Protects Against Covid, Not Debate


The Beaverton weighs in on the likelihood of new Covid and old discussion:

Pharmaceutical company Moderna has released a statement guaranteeing their new COVID vaccine will both decrease people’s chances of contracting the virus while boosting the likelihood they will get sucked into a meaningless argument about vaccination.

World’s Foremost Anti-Vaxxer Gets Moderna Plug

“Our new vaccine has been engineered not only to protect against the new variants of the virus but to be extra controversial thanks to a new key ingredient: medical science,” CEO Stéphane Bancel said in the statement.

“With this medication, you have 95% increased protection from the virus and 100% chance of your uncle saying something ignorant on Facebook.”

To read the full story on The Beaverton, click here.




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