Come Back, Jimbo. Come Back: THE VOTER
The Voter would like to celebrate the opening of the wide expanse of Wellington Street to the great unwashed:
Where’s Jimbo when you need him? This is definitely a let-them-eat-cake story from the city. One can clearly see how the reopening or not of a few blocks of Wellington Street has to be, bar none, THE very most important issue facing the city now and in both the immediate- and long-term future.
Convoy-Closed Wellington To Re-Open Friday
Will there be an official event to mark the reopening? Maybe a ribbon cutting with cake and lemonade served to the hordes of onlookers? I, for one, will clear my agenda to attend such an important, once-in-a-lifetime, historic occasion.
That sounds like unrequited love. Poor Voter. She misses her Jimbo. Kind of like Little Joe misses Shane as he rides off into the distance.
Ken Gray
Jimbo’s gone … off to new adventures … like Shane.
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