Hot Off The City Wire: Dress Warm In Winter
“Always dress for the outdoor temperature, even if you’re doing a quick trip, so you don’t have to idle in case you are delayed.”
City auto anti-idling campaign
Well this should do it.
Idling will stop immediately because people will discover they don’t get as cold if they dress warmly. Just wait until this catches on. Imagine the brilliant side benefits such as less pressure on our over-taxed emergency departments at hospitals because few cases of frostbite will be treated. And paramedics, there goes the crisis in emergency responses. This is great.
City Expects Modest Flooding In Ottawa
The city is now telling us to dress warm in winter. Wasn’t that the job of your mother when you were five years old?
This just in: city discovers Ottawa is cold.
And there’s no impact like an anti-idling bylaw directed toward cold-weather in May.
Your agent is not one of the those anti-nanny-state nutbars but come on …
We’re spending money on this?
Ken Gray
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Make work and justify your job! Same category as do not touch the stove when it is hot and biol an egg for three minutes in water, to get a three minute cooked egg!
What would we do without them???