Princess Kate Has Three Hands: THE BEAVERTON


How can you argue with the satirical publication The Beaverton for its dead-on accurate reporting.

Ottawa police could learn from The Beaverton:

In the wake of releasing a photo of Kate Middleton that many have accused of being photoshopped, Kensington Palace officials insist that picture is both recent and real, and that the Princess of Wales has famously always had three hands.

With rumours swirling for weeks that Kate Middleton’s lack of public appearances is indicative of some kind of conspiracy, Royal aides insist nothing could be further from the truth for everybody’s favourite three-handed princess.

To read the complete story from the Beaverton, click here.


I’m Just Marilyn

I’m Just Ken

Up Next? Ottawa Citizen Closes

Everything Ottawa      Full Local     Bulldog Canadian
Opinion    Comments    Breaking News    Auto
Ontario   World    Get Cheap Gas   Big Money
Pop Gossip   Your Home    Relax …   Tech
Bulldog Weather    Full Local Sports
TV/Movies   Travel
Page 2   Page 3   Page 4   Page 5   Page 6


Other features:    Full Bulldog Index    Return to Bulldog Home

1 Response

  1. The Voter says:

    Did you notice that the princess isn’t wearing her wedding ring? Let’s get some more speculation going about that! Are she and William breaking up??

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


Paid Content

Home   Full Bulldog Index