Tough Queries From Councillor Tim: TOP 10 LIST

Councillors have been criticized for not asking the tough questions of staff.

But not Beacon Hill-Cyrville Councillor Tim Tierney. When he’s not naming snow plows or getting a tattoo on his arm to bring Nickelback to Ottawa, he has been pressing staff for answers to the following questions.

We do this by way of a Top 10 List:

Top 10 Things Councillor Tierney Needs To Know From Staff

10. How do they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar?

9. Can staff help bring in Disney’s Smurfs On Ice right after Nickelback?

8. Does the light stay on in fridge when the door is closed?

7. Can we get Barry Manilow for Bluesfest?

6. How many sheep do you need to count sheep to go to sleep? I have five.

5. Where do lost socks go in the dryer?

4. Was the Scarecrow the only thing that didn’t have a brain?

3. If a tree falls in the woods, what should we do?

2. Do cats get mouse breath?

1. Will the Night Mayor call for a Mime Festival? How will we know?

Ken Gray

If he only had a brain.

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