How To Compensate Light-Rail Riders: Top 10 List

OC Transpo is at a loss at how to compensate its customers for the light-rail downtime.

So we hamsters-in-a-wheel at Bulldog World Headquarters decided to help. We do this by way of a Top 10 list.

Top 10 Ways OC Transpo Can Repay Its Customers For LRT Downtime:

10. A no-charge tour of the new Kanata light-rail station with Councillor Allan Hubley;

9. Learn to time NCC LeBreton progress with sun dial;

8. A free subscription to The Bulldog courtesy of Orleans East-Innes councillor and journalism crusader Laura Dudas;

7. Join a police investigation: The Hideout of Jimmy Hoffa and Jimmy Watson;

6. Bats: The Funsters of the Darkness: A seminar by Ottawa’s first Night Mayor.;

5. Scavenger hunt: Find a cyclist on Queen Elizabeth Drive;

4. Write-in contest: Ten ways I can be more like Kanata South Councillor Allan Hubley;

3. Get free book: Ten Ways I Can Be More Like Allan Hubley by Osgoode Councillor George Darouze;

2. Write next Mission Impossible script. MI: The Fight to Cross The Ottawa River;

1. Beg Ryan Reynolds to come back.

Ken Gray

We miss this. He’d make a bitchin’ Night Mayor.

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