More Petty Honours For Ottawans: TOP 10 LIST

Ottawa’s always cheerful city council has been hard at work honouring shawarmas, inking Nickelback to their arms and naming snowplows.

This is the kind of serious work that Ottawans wanted from our officials when they elected these servants of the people. Meanwhile, Lansdowne, light rail and e-bus files founder.

Being the capital of Canada is simply not enough for these eager politicians.

So to help our public servants in their most important duty, promoting themselves, The Bulldog has created a round of honours for our hard-working no-versight time-wasting politicians.

We do this by way of a Top 10 List:

Top 10 Honours Ottawa City Council should consider:

10. Developer Day;

9, Derailment Thursdays;

8. Pothole Day;

7. A Celebration of Natural-Gas Generation;

6. Traffic-Jam Fridays;

5. Spend-Another-Billion Tuesdays;

4. Laura Dudas Day;

3. Black-Tie Lansdowne Benefit;

2. Nickelback Day;

1. Tattoo-palooza.

Ken Gray

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